Laugh. Read. Write. Repeat.
I am a nerd and proud of it. I dance for no reason. I dabble in yoga. I don't like violence. I am ultimately seeking the perfect Zen lifestyle. I love Star Wars more than I can possibly say, and Doctor Who is a big deal to me. Travel is on my mind a lot, and there is a lot of the planet left for me to see. I don't bite, and I'll answer any question you ask me, so don't be shy and click my button. :p
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Chatting up the colonials.
Colonial man: I seek your counsel on the purchase of a hat.
Lizzy: who is it for?
Me: please say me. I hope it's me.
Colonial man: no, I'm afraid it is a gift for the treasurer's daughter.
Me: ooh, scandalous.
Colonial man: no, I assure I have only the best intentions. I'm afraid I must make up for the gift I purchased for her last birthday.
Lizzy: was it a vacuum?
Colonial man: I'm sorry. I don't speak Portuguese.
